Dr. Wu: You see, he cannot become homecoming king. However, he can become the burger king.

Dr. Wu: Let me ask you some seemingly silly questions. Why do you wear clothes?
me: Because I am embarrassingly hairy.

later, and completely out of any context:

Dr. Wu: This is the belly button.

Wu: OK, to show you how the PPC works, I will use as examples guns and butter. Guns are military goods like aircraft carriers, bombs, et cetera. Butter represents everything that doesn't kill you.

later:

Wu: Do you speak Irish?
me: Yeah.
Wu: Sláinte!
me: An bhfuil Gaeilge agat?
Wu: Oh, I don't speak that.